Thanks to the delightful people at ThinkGeek, your shopping worries are over!    Why? Because you can just a Dismember-Me-Plushy-Zombie for everyone! As Tickle-Me-Helmo is not a commercially available product, this is quite frankly the next best thing. I would put this product right up there for goth Christmas presents, with the likes of Baby’s First Mythos or giving someone various plagues (E.Coli and Syphillis are probably the cutest things to give to someone). I’ve already ordered mine, and about 3 others for certain people.

Can be reassembled without need for torch bearing peasants!

Come on, you know it’s what exactly what goes on…

Holy crap, the amount of tooooorubble that this fucking site has been over the last 24 hours.

DNSs not resolving, CMS software not installing, people thinking that this site is entirely here to promote only a single club because manager of said club is one of the editors, paid hostings refusing to allow me any option other than to park it (cause I really want to earn them a few cents a click… bastards!) due to a glitch.

On and on like a fucking merry go round… The kind you get in Bradbury books.

Anyway, enough of that. We’re going to be adding a few more things to this, and hopefully getting an easier to read theme. It’s actually really hard to find a predone goth theme for this software. At least one that doesn’t make it look like a retarded, colourblind Avril Lavigne fan made it anyway. Hopefully there’ll be a gallery script working soon for video and photo content.

Also going to be getting some actual articles n real content going… Most of the stuff from me will be shit I’m buying because it’s awesome, and drinks I’m getting drunk on. No idea what the others are going to write. Probably poetry, it’s a goth site after all…

Fuckit! My feet are cold and my Movember charity moustache requires attention.

Enjoy the first post folks. We’ll have others up once I add a few contributors.