Why? Because you can just a Dismember-Me-Plushy-Zombie for everyone!

As Tickle-Me-Helmo is not a commercially available product, this is quite frankly the next best thing.
I would put this product right up there for goth Christmas presents, with the likes of Baby’s First Mythos or giving someone various plagues
(E.Coli and Syphillis are probably the cutest things to give to someone).

I’ve already ordered mine, and about 3 others for certain people.