So as it turns out, a whole raft of celebrities had their Twitter accounts hacked yesterday.

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For those of you that don’t know, Twitter is the latest in online vanity for those who are far too lazy to write a blog, but still want to be massive attention whores.

The basic functionality is kind of like what Facebook would be like if you only had the Status Update feature, and people couldonly comment on it.

You then email or SMS your updates to it, and everyone can know everytime you take a shit.

Now, if you’ve got a MySpace or Facebook page, I’m not going to hold it against you. People look at you oddly if you don’t have one. But when you get to bullshit terms like “Micro blogging” thanks to crap like Twitter, you kind of deserve what you get.

The irony is that the people that are most likely to use a service like Twitter, other than snake oil get-rich-quick-with-my-latest-$47-PDF salesmen, are the exact same sort of people that a decade ago would have crammed you into your locker in highschool for using the Internet, let alone having your own web page… And let’s not even get me started on how MySpace is just GeoCities for the slightly more retarded.

Twitter: Perfect for Twits.