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Some cats are not LOL
23/01/09
EgofreakyHonestly, what the fuck is wrong with some people?
I’m all for dressing up animals in ridiculous get up. It’s kind of cute. And you know what, if you really want to, you can goth / metal out your pets in a way that’s totally adorable, and fine, and after they get over the massive humiliation of you and all your friends laughing at them, the pets generally end up liking their clothes too.
But some people have to take that shit a bit too far.
There’s a couple of people who, just yesterday, got arrested for attempting to sell “goth kittens”.
Now, as cute as this may sound, it’s not just black cats, with adorably large heads, that cry a lot, and maybe write some bad poetry. It’s some lady piercing a living animal with jewelry that is quite heavy through cartilage that is too weak to support it (hence the floppy ears) and cutting off their tails, which cats actually require to balance correctly for running and jumping, and doing other things that happy (read stalky) cats do.

14 gauge barbells through soft cartilage...
Now, this is not quite the same as putting your dick into a lamb’s intestinal tract. For a start, that lamb’s been dead a while, and the rest of it is most likely ina haggis.
This is a still living animal!
Although I begin to wonder who the real animals are… The good news is that the crazy bitch that was doing this has been charged and will face trial on animal cruelty charges. Because unlike a 12 year old child, pets don’t actually have the power to say no, so it’s not like they can even give consent in the first place.
If you want to “gawth” up your pets, just get them a spikey collar, and some little leather hats or something. If you want animals looking and behaving in a way that’s totally unlike how they should be, watch some
fucking
anime
…
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