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Lest We Forget

Thursday, March 19th, 2009
At least the labels pretty

At least the label's pretty

I was thinking the alternative title for this post could be Could YOU be a BIGGER whore?

Sorry about the lack of a regular custom cocktail drinks post for those of you paying attention to the tags, but this really got my… well, goat. (more…)

More Watchmen, Less Blue Cock

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

Ok ok ok, I know the joke’s wearing thinner than the latex on a big blue condom that’s been used for 6 hours straight, but I need to ride it while it’s still fresh in people’s minds.

So if Moore had a heart attack over the movie, and a brain embolism over the Saturday morning cartoon for the kiddies, what would he be like if DC sold the rights to advertising companies?

And what would those ads look like? We figure, something like this:

No need for rape when you have pie

No need for rape when you have pie

Special thanks to The Theory of Everything guys for coming up with something this epic.