Goth Chick Rapes 10 Men in Russia
No, really!
This is probably old news by now, seeing as it filters down through the European newswires, to local stuff, and then I eventually write a post on it… but if you didn’t already hear about it, it’s horrifyingly funny.
http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/06/18/blackwidow/
She's a "black widow", get it?... except she's white, and probably never been married.
Moscow News, aka MosNews, is one of the few English language portals into Russian news before it’s filtered through the wires. The great thing about it is that it’s generally of the quality of some of the sleazier British tabloids… like The Sun or Weekly World News (with BatBoy!), replete with titlating photos for absolutely no reason that have almost nothing to do with the story (see inset), and bizarre stories that usually turn out to be fabricated.
Back to the story at hand: Turns out she’s a goth. She’s into horror movies, and collecting arachnids, and velvet clothing, and all that shit.
She’d cosy up to guys in bars and clubs, like most goth chicks do, although in a reversal of trends, buy them a drink… which she’d put clonidine in. Now, this makes my Spidey senses tingle (get it?). What goth is interested in buying drinks for men that they’re not already sleeping with!?! As a former bartender at Heresy, Carmilla’s, Cyberball, etc., I’m used to everyone trying to scam free drinks out of anyone else. No one buys a drink for someone unless they already know them. The one and only, singular, happenstance event I’ve ever seen someone at a goth club attempt to buy a drink for someone else that they didn’t know was a fairly commercial looking guy who didn’t get “the rules”, but did get a roll of the eyes when I attempted to give the drink to the target.
Free drugs on the other hand…
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