I’m generally not inclined to promote nudity after drinking excessiv… oh, who the fuck am I kidding? I’d be recommending spanish fly as an ingredient in half of these if it weren’t amazingly illegal, and just as likely to end up causing yeast infections.

But today we have a special reason for the drink title.

Most companies tend to have a casual Friday. One’s gone so far as to be a really casual Friday.

In so far as I see it, this leads to a few issues. Is it sexual harrasment if a guy’s mind wanders whilst talkign to a female colleague and he gets an erection? How do you cover that inconvenient patch of herpes? Is it polite to wear a merkin if you’re balding? What if someone drops something accidentally, bends over to pick it up, you’re not looking where you’re going because you’re taking a sip of coffee and accidentally happen to penetrate them anally because you’re in a rush for the elevator? What happens to wine-o-clock, when you’re supposed to already be releasing inhibitions and getting a bit risque with coworkers? Where do you keep spare pens!?

O_o

And all this has inspired a drink!

Glass: Tulip

Ingredients:

• 15ml Cinammon Liqueur
• 15ml Vanilla Vodka
• 30ml Strawberry Liqueur
• 30ml Chocolate Liqueur
• 120ml cream
• A fresh strawberry
• Maraschino cherries

Method: Shake and strain. This is a simple one.

Garnish: This is the hard part. Get an apple corer. You’re going to use this on the strawberry to get a tubular shaft of strawberry that’s tapered at one end. Put a toothpick through the base that has the leaves, and add cherries to either side. Crude, but to the point. It’ll be perfect to serve up at birthdays.

I’ll get some photos up a bit later. It’s been a busy week for me.

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1. Valentine’s Day Violation
2. Tequila Strawbrise
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