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You could defend yourself against Bruno, with two dildos, but how about this!?

You could defend yourself against Bruno, with two dildos, but how about this!?

So I was looking at the stats of which posts on my blog were people’s favourites, etc… and came to the conclusion that there is something seriously fucked up about the people that only come to read my blog once or twice after finding it on Google.

Here’s a table of search queries that people put into Google to find my site, as made available from the Blog Stats widget in the WordPress backend.

Search Terms for all days ending 2009-09-07 (Summarized)

Summarize: 7 Days 30 Days Quarter Year All Time

All Time

Search Views
woman fucked to death 36
fucked to death 31
watchmen blue cock 16
poire william 15
tequilatini 13
repo the genetic opera drinking game 11
“fucked to death” 9
watchmen cock 9
invaders must die racist 8
dismember-me plush zombie 8
women fucked to death 8
watchman blue cock 6
giant blue cock 4
watchmen giant dick 4
fuck my life 4
swinging cock 4
fuck club 4
plush zombie 3

Generated 2009-09-09 19:10:29 UTC+11, with non hilarious results removed… But seriously, what the fuck is wrong with some of people out there?

And how come they don’t subscribe to my RSS feed?!

You might also like to read:

  1. What the fuck is wrong with you people?!
  2. More Watchmen, Less Blue Cock
  3. This blog hasn’t been abandoned!
  4. If Watchmen were a children’s cartoon
  5. Couldn’t Happen to Nicer People

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