As some of you have obviously noticed thanks to a few posts where I come right out and say it, you’re probably aware that I keep an eye on the statistics and metrics of you, my dear visitors, as you visit this blog, and how you get here.

I do this for a grand, Orwellian motive that utilizes my vast intellect so that I can repurpose my arch-designs and something something.

Which is why I’ve been in a panic this last week when I noticed that my stats went to zero. Flat lined. With as much chance of providing useful information on any given subject as the American version of Kath & Kim.

And then I noticed that this happened at about the same time that I switched my theme to this nice spooky Halloween one.

That’s right, with all my lunatic ranting about being a cyborg smoker that’s intent on proving to you that my cancerous lungs shall triumph over your pitiful compassion for one another, it totally didn’t occur to me to add in the analytics code to the header image.

Let the hurring and the durring commence… after you’ve been logged, numbered and tagged by Google for reading this.

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