Another Saturday morning, another bizarre cartoon about freaky religion. But bear with me, the title will make sense in a moment.

This week’s scary shit: Jehovah’s Witnesses.

Bruce Willis: Bald & has a moustache

As it turns out, when they come to your place at really annoying times, they’re not there to annoy you. They’re making sure you don’t end up as an extra in Bruce Willis’ next film. Armageddon was cool and all, but who’da’thunk that the giant meteor was actually sent by Jesus to kill everyone?

Now, forgive me if I get this wrong, but the one assigned to frustrate god’s plans for everything is the AntiChrist, right? So by stopping a giant meteor that was clearly sent by Jesus, Bruce Willis has in fact just revealed he is Satan.

Anton Szander Lavey: Bald & has a moustache... and founded modern Satanism

Far be it from me to question H.I.M. Willis, but I’m fairly certain that by destroying that meteor, but this does explain a lot of things. Namely how he managed to get ahead in Hollywood, even though he was balding at the time.

If anyone thinks I’m unfairly picking on Christians, by the way, you’re welcome to send me some cartoons of other religions. I’m just posting what I find.

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