The Goth Club

So as it turns out, being a Scientologist is the new atheism… or something.

As you’re all aware, having had an ultra-orthodox religious schooling, I’m pretty much of the opinion that all religion is amazingly fucking stupid, but if you feel that you absolutely have to have the ever loving care of a supreme being that will send you to eternal torment and suffering if you eat the wrong things or don’t wear certain clothing, then maybe you need this chart:

Apparently, my life would be more complete if I became Hindu or a Muslim, based on my dietary preferences.

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