It is not the monkey that is truly invisible, but the vessel that bears it.

So a bunch of ignorant atheists, who don’t believe in his Noodley Appendage ever having touched their lives, were arguing about how religion works, using the analogy of “an invisible monkey in the drinking glass“. Never mind the fact that t his clearly breaks copyright on the Invisible Pink Unicorn, and all associated religious texts involving it.

Far be it from me to actually lower myself to this level of discussion, because we all know that the entirety of creation was made during the sneeze of a supreme deity that vaguely resembles a plate of Emporio’s finest angel hair pasta with bolognaise sauce (rAmen), it was brought to my attention by my good friend Twist, who then insisted that not only were these atheists and wrongtheists sublimely ignorant, they also had no idea how to mix a good drink with which to worship and commune with their deity.

Which is where I step in. (more…)

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