So I thought it’s not really fair to pick on various denominations of Christianity with their own children’s religious education material… Because really, all religions are equally fucked up (except Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, which makes perfect sense).

So I thought this weekend we could pick on Jews, because no one else ever does through out all of recorded history:

And if you still believe that they control Hollywood after that crap, there is something really really wrong with you.

However, yes, it’s true. Jews have a separate new year for… the trees. All things in nature being a part of god’s work, you’d think that the trees would celebrate new year’s at the same time as the other jewishly inclined animals and inanimate objects, but apparently not. They also weep.

This goes to show that Jews really are to blame for the ultimate evil in the world.

That ultimate evil being Hippies.

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