Mmm, bondage odka

It’s all gothic, +vodka. Self explanatory really.

This drink was really based entirely on me noticing Absolut‘s current promotion: Absolut Rock Edition, which really needs to be renamed Absolut Bondage Edition. It got Twist and myself talking about how you could probably make an Etsy business out of bondage and goth fashion inspired bottle covering.

So, I hear you ask, how does one make a gothic drink + vodka?

To which I reply that you clearly haven’t been reading my fucking blog on pretty much very Friday for the past year, why the hell not, and that you should die in a fire. Then I slap the back of my hand to my forehead and wail about the injustice of it all and the pettiness of the human condition. The only thing that now prevents me from being an Emo is that I don’t have a fringe or dye strips of my hair into unnatural, anime-esque colours…

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