Religious holidays explained
Saturday, November 14th, 2009So I had so much fun being an anti-semite last week, I thought I’d try it again.
Apparently the chosen people’s reason for eating the worst crackers in existence is because they didn’t trek through the dessert for 40 years, but rather that they drove through some gnarly waves in pimped out rides, thus fucking around with history and the space/time continuum, as well as destroying a Top40 hit with a terrible parody… Thus god punished them to forever consume the least appetizing substance that is still technically a food source: Shmura Matzot.
Honestly, next week, I’ll try and get some Muslims or Hindus or something going. I’m not a bigot, I’m a misanthrope.
The difference is that I hate everyone, and that I hate them so equally.
Also, am I the only one that gets the feeling this is meant to be from some sort of Jewish version of Family Guy?
