Vampires & Government Paperwork

There comes a time when we always wonder what would happen if vampires seriously attempted to rise up.
Would it be like in True Blood and they’d merely coexist, snorting w2ith derision every time they passed a goth?

Or perhaps something out of Twilight, with major accidents happening on freeways every time they drove in peak hour as people were blinded by the sparkling coming from dozens of cars?

Who would win in a fight between Angel and Count Chocula, knowing that C.C. has a legion of mind numbed and brainwashed children to carry out his bidding? And would Sesame Street’s own Count enter the fray, or would The Count be too busy sodomizing small children?

Finally, this video answers all your questions… Well, no, not really.

Although it does make you ask why none of the humans thought about silver…

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