Those of you that are regular readers know that I try to keep my personal life out of this thing. After all, if there’s something that the world doesn’t need, it’s another nagging, whining “woe is me” blog by some angst ridden no-longer-teenager that can’t even write poetry. Attempting to maintain that often means that there are times when the blog won’t get updated for weeks, except for posts that I’ve written well into the past and scheduled, which are no longer working by the time they post (i.e. Disney’s Muhammed). To that end, I’m attempting to write something of a missive, instead of a personal bitch fest about how craptacular my year has actually been… so bear with me here:

A.K.A. Giving Apathy 100% (more…)

Invented this one for Danny’s girlfriend at Jaz’s Christmas party. She asked for something to be made for her, but it needed to be sweet, and for the sort of person that normally never drinks anything. The odd thing is that whilst she looks amazingly innocent, she’s actually one of the most sleazy people I know… but you’d never think it looking at her!! She’s got this kind of librarian thing going on… confusing to say the least.

Either way, if you meet a tall, librarian looking nerdy awkward chick at a goth club… run! (more…)

Here’s some anime bible for you, with god dolling out wrath… and a robot… on Noah’s ark… with Noah… and only two very young children… kind of like Lafayette Ron Hubbard…

All this talk of religion lately, it leaves me with a line of questioning I don’t think anyone really stops to think about once they’re fully indoctrinated into their ideological pap.

As far as Monotheism goes, we’re basically up to V3.x with Islam. Abraham, Jesus and Mohammed. Some pretty fucking major prophets right there, never mind all the people that did spin offs on the show, like Martin Luther or Joseph Smith. There’s some serious time between these major upgrades, six centuries at a minimum.

If any of them were the one true religion, precisely why does it take their god so fucking long down his own little timeline (i.e. Islam has been around for about a quarter of the time that’s been since the Earth was created, Judaism’s got only a little over two thirds) to actually remind people about him and get them to start worshipping properly?

I mean, surely, if there was one true religion he’d have gone “Noah, remembereth the cataclysm of flood upon which i wrought terrible wrath upon an unfaithful land? Lo, tell all ye inhabitants of yon lands beyond where sky meets earth to worship me as the one true lord… bitches.”

Surely that religion would have been started, by god and his prophets, a little bit closer to the beginning of time, instead of waiting somewhere along the six and a half thousand (supposed) years of history to reveal it.

So as many of you know, I’m running a NYE party called Solstone. If you like my drinks, or the amazingly revealing stuff cosplaying weirdoes wear to comic conventions (but with the added benefit of knowing their overage & drinking) you should probably come *hint hint*.

And as far as NYE parties go, it’s actually not too expensively priced. Seen the prices for Sensation? $225 + booking fee! And for what? Sweaty skanks and doped up douchebags who you’d probably hate if you could hear what they were actually saying in their ecstacy induced haze.

But I digress…

To this week’s drink, which is sorta a little not actually going to be on the menu for NYE, but certainly had a hand in deciding what was going to be! (more…)

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