Invented this one for Danny’s girlfriend at Jaz’s Christmas party. She asked for something to be made for her, but it needed to be sweet, and for the sort of person that normally never drinks anything. The odd thing is that whilst she looks amazingly innocent, she’s actually one of the most sleazy people I know… but you’d never think it looking at her!! She’s got this kind of librarian thing going on… confusing to say the least.

Either way, if you meet a tall, librarian looking nerdy awkward chick at a goth club… run! (more…)

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