Sorry folks, been going through a few personal issues lately, like getting told my services will no longer be needed as soon as my boss gets back from his lavish family holidays, due to the financial issues in keeping me employed…

*sigh*

I’ve got a bunch of content I’ve been meaning to write about, get up here, and generally insult people with… but it feels kind of pointless when the rug’s been swept out from underneath you, know what I mean?

Whatever, I’ll get some shit up soonish.

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I figured it wasn’t possible to be more offensive than my last few Saturday posts.

But you know that trite expression people say about others that make assumptions? Yes, it goes “If you ASS-U-ME… you’re a little bitch, and wrong!”

And like a little bitch, I was wrong.

So today, I bring you evidence of the one true religion:

Supramadgism!

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I suppose not every bit of religious education animation can be from the absolute lunatic fringe or of piss poor production values… which is why I was so pleasantly surprised to actually find one about Islam that was done to the sort of level of quality that Disney used to pride itself in.

Here’s the first 5 minutes (after the annoyingly long credits roll)

Now, the only thing missing from this to really make it a Disney thing would be some signing and dance numbers, but apparently, recorded song and dance numbers are haram, thanks to a few specific haddith and ultra-orthodox crazies… who happen to be the vocal minority that manage to ruin it for everyone.

Just like Senator Fielding!

Shit, I’m managing to offend everyone lately… I’m on a fantastic roll here!

Next up on the “to offend” list: Wowbagger.

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So last week we made some spiced rum. A good Captain Morgan’s replacement, it was pretty par for the course, and something that is universally acceptable. But in all honesty, whilst I pirate the bejeesus out of software, I’m not much of the sea going type, and my penchant for liquor tends to be for a more neutral spirit if a good quality tequila is not on hand.

Maybe it’s my European heritage, but I find I’m kind of a vodka man if I’m drinking something plain. But I also like to have things go a bit fru-fru from time to time… (more…)

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