No! Yo Jimbooo, biatch!

"This isn't the drink I ordered... I am a sad samurai now."

That is is the standard response of the amazingly ignorant types that really need to read a book. Yojimbo is actually a mad film by Akira Kurosawa, the kind that you’d make if you were a bare naked lady. And to celebrate such a film, the only thing that is more appropriate than being inspired to live my life by the philosophical tenets of Bushido and find inner peace through being a tenured swordsman… is to make a drink out of it!

Take that, you wussy Shaolin fighting monks who believe alcohol poison’s the mind and body! No cocktails for you! (more…)

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