Thursday, July 29, 2010 14:23

Yojimbo

No! Yo Jimbooo, biatch!

"This isn't the drink I ordered... I am a sad samurai now."

That is is the standard response of the amazingly ignorant types that really need to read a book. Yojimbo is actually a mad film by Akira Kurosawa, the kind that you’d make if you were a bare naked lady. And to celebrate such a film, the only thing that is more appropriate than being inspired to live my life by the philosophical tenets of Bushido and find inner peace through being a tenured swordsman… is to make a drink out of it!

Take that, you wussy Shaolin fighting monks who believe alcohol poison’s the mind and body! No cocktails for you!Glass: Highball

Ingredients:

  • 45ml tequila
  • 200ml Melon flavoured Ramune
  • dash of bitters

Method: Build over ice

Garnish: If you want to get really samurai about it, the only garnish you can use is the severed eyeballs and/or entrail twists of your Patron’s enemies. Assuming you don’t have a patron, a squeezed in slice of blood-orange or two, with maybe a little cocktail sword through it.

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