The Goth Club

Maybe you'll find some of these

Trash & Treasure jumbles, flea markets, garage sales and general bazaars are all things we love to frequent. Why, you never know what sort of awesome things you’ll be able to pick up, and at such amazing prices too. But it wouldn’t it be even better if there was a flea market or bazaaar or trash & treasure sales specifically for goths (and the otherwise commodochromatically challenged)? (more…)

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Let's face it. Love sucks, and nothing sucks more than Kirby

A happy, love filled, wonderful Valentine’s to you all, what with your nice delightful sexy partners that you can just snuggle up to, whisper a sweet nothings to¹, and instantly get gratuitous down and dirty kinky sex.

Failing that, you could just go out to a club on Saturday night (of which there are several if you look up the Events section here), get insanely drunk on these, and have someone take you home with them, whereupon if you’re only missing your wallet and boots, it was a good night. (more…)

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Eh, it's still more fun than going to RnB nights

Not to be read from the German translation of “The Caramel Chap, The!”

As many of you are now aware, Miss Twist has left us here in Victoria and gone to Perth… I’m sure she’ll have fun at the goth club there, which I’m told is  park bench with a strobing sodium arc light above it, and some dude in a trenchcoat with an iPod dock.

I kid, I kid! There’s a post about club Sin somewhere in the events section. I’m expecting a report anytime soon now.

So what’s this got to do with getting you drunk this weekend?

Well, we went on a long country drive through Victoria’s south coastal wine regions… (more…)

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Gulag is Melbourne’s only free goth club, running the first Friday of every month.

It also happens to be the only goth club in the country that actually looks like the sort you see in movies, a point that has been spoken about in a previous Gulag review. (more…)

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