Valentine’s Day Violation
Let's face it. Love sucks, and nothing sucks more than Kirby
A happy, love filled, wonderful Valentine’s to you all, what with your nice delightful sexy partners that you can just snuggle up to, whisper a sweet nothings to1, and instantly get gratuitous down and dirty kinky sex.
Failing that, you could just go out to a club on Saturday night (of which there are several if you look up the Events section here), get insanely drunk on these, and have someone take you home with them, whereupon if you’re only missing your wallet and boots, it was a good night.
Now before we go any further I probably have a moral responsibility to remind you, dear reader, that under no circumstances is taking advantage of someone who’s drunk, even on Valentine’s Day, an acceptable thing to do. Technically it’s rape, and rape is no laughing matter… Unless you’re raping a clown.
With that out of the way, let’s get down to being deliciously inebriated!
Glass: Champagne Flute
Ingredients:
- 120ml brut or cuvee brut champagne. Don’t use cuvee or cuvee riche, or it will be too sweet.
- 30ml Pomegranate vodka
- 15ml Creme de Fraise (Strawberry liqueur)
- 3-4 fresh strawberries
Method: Muddle the strawberries in with the vodka, then pour in the creme de fraise and shake vigourously. Pour through a strainer as you don’t actually want the strawberry pulp in the drink (and you can probably re-use it for a strawberry tart if you’re making it at home). Top with champagne.
Garnish: Slice a strawberry in half (vertically!) and dust it in icing sugar or pink sprinkles.
1: In my case, that sweet nothing is “love squid, sha la la la la”
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February 12th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
It may be rape, but a delicious rape, jk, great post.