Wow, it’s been ages since I’ve made a new drink. The big problem here is that I’ve been too busy trying new wines or beers, so I haven’t had time to play around with spirits or liqueurs. Also, after a while, everything starts to get very samey-same. You know how it is.

Hmmm, in retrospect, I’ve been amazingly busy and sucking far too much cock lately for too little return. I think this calls for a drink!

Although… I can’t get out of the habit of sucking cock or I’ll never get anywhere with my career. How on earth shall I combine the two?

Why, with a delicious, yet amazingly offensive titled drink!

Glass: 60ml Shotglass

Ingredients:

• 15ml white chocolate Mozart
• 15ml dark chocolate Mozart
• 15ml apple Manzana (apple schnapps will do in a pinch, but won’t be buoyant enough to layer this properly)
• 10ml Rose liqueur
• 5ml Bacardi 151

Method: Slowly build in the above order. If you’ve got a thick rose liqueur, it will probably end up sinking through the apple Manzana, and certainly will if you’re using schnapps. You can also swap out the rose liqueur for a lavender liqueur if you find the drink too sweet in its current form.

Garnish: Fire! That’s what the Bacardi is for. And if that’s not enough for you, stick a rainbow flag or a penis straw in it or something. Once again, if a drink that’s on fire isn’t cool enough for you, what the fuck does it take to impress you?

Also, many apologies about the lack of photos for the last several drinks. Some bastard made off with my flood lights and I only got new ones the other day, so for a while there I couldn’t get the lighting right for my photo tent which means I couldn’t get a decent shot. If someone wants to buy me some real photography lights like a couple 150w CFL globes that I can screw into a lamp, I’d really appreciate that, but I can’t afford to as I’m still an unemployed bum…

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2. Frozen Fruit Puppy
3. Flaming Fuck Me Up
4. Naked Friday
5. Halloween Cocktail 4: Ghoul’s Grog

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