We certainly can’t vote for Gore here (or again even if we become US citizens, as he seems to have quite politics), but we can still have our own zombietastic fun, shuffling about the place, scaring the living crap out of the regular populace, and generally doing what gawths do best: sticking out in society like a sore thumb that’s been slapped to a forehead in a fit of ennui.

But we take the Zombie Shuffle for what it is. A silly bit of fun. A public dress up day where we can all pretend that skipping a shower because we rushed out of the house ater waking up late to make it to the march in time was really all part of an ingenious plan to simulate the scent correctly. It’s a good time. It’s organised chaos. It’s graveside humour.

It’s likely to get you arrested in the US for being a potential terrorist.

A group of zombies had their arrests overturned in Minneapolis after being a zombie was basically deemed a political freedom in the U.S., under the first amendment. Although in the defence of the arresting officers, apparently the zombies were simulating weapons of mass destruction (an offence in Minneapolis)… with iPod speakers… somehow… Listen, they were wearing white face make up ‘n’ shit, and clearly were loitering with some kind of intent! They should be tazed, bro!

WhatI’m most surprised about though is that church groups haven’t sprung up around this citing how unnatural and satanic the zombie lifestyle is, just like reading Harry Potter or being gay. People rising from the dead to insist on the consumption of flesh is just not Christian…

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