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Stephen King responsible for bitterest winter

28/06/10

Egofreaky

Reading The Age this morning, I could not believe my eyes when I stumbled across a singularly significant name!

Cujo! Hug!

These past few weeks, we have had horrifying weather. The kind of weather that makes one suffer in misery. The kind of weather that makes a mockery of dream catchers, gives one insomnia, and regardless of diet makes on thinner. The kind of weather where one wants to huddle up between their lady friends (possibly named Christine, or Rose) and with their oversized murderous St.Bernard… because he’s a good boy! Yes he is. YES HE IS! Woojy woojy woojy woojy!

But frivolity and terrible references aside, it turns out the reason for such horrid weather is because the weather down here in Victoria, Australia, is being directed by none of than Stephen King!

"And in the Dandenongs, we'll have some mist.... THAT FUCKING EATS PEOPLE!"

That’s right. Not content to write pulp horror and some exceptionally good science fiction, Stephen King now writes Victoria’s weather patterns! Damn you King! Is there anything you won’t do to turn a quick buck? How’s that lamp monster story going? Huh!? Yeah, you’re right… I’ll buy it anyway because it’s a Stephen King book…

Dammit!

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