The Goth Club

Let's face it. Love sucks, and nothing sucks more than Kirby

A happy, love filled, wonderful Valentine’s to you all, what with your nice delightful sexy partners that you can just snuggle up to, whisper a sweet nothings to¹, and instantly get gratuitous down and dirty kinky sex.

Failing that, you could just go out to a club on Saturday night (of which there are several if you look up the Events section here), get insanely drunk on these, and have someone take you home with them, whereupon if you’re only missing your wallet and boots, it was a good night. (more…)

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Eh, it's still more fun than going to RnB nights

Not to be read from the German translation of “The Caramel Chap, The!”

As many of you are now aware, Miss Twist has left us here in Victoria and gone to Perth… I’m sure she’ll have fun at the goth club there, which I’m told is  park bench with a strobing sodium arc light above it, and some dude in a trenchcoat with an iPod dock.

I kid, I kid! There’s a post about club Sin somewhere in the events section. I’m expecting a report anytime soon now.

So what’s this got to do with getting you drunk this weekend?

Well, we went on a long country drive through Victoria’s south coastal wine regions… (more…)

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Will you look at that? We’ve come to the end of the month already!

In Japan, you know they're bad guys when they wear white with terrible eyeliner

If anyone cares much about the inspiration for this drink, it’s actually a really goth story. It’s all about a Japanese chick who gets her stabbiness on against ninjas during a something something warlord something looks like old school Japanese Marilyn Manson something something fighting against something Tokugawa Shogunate.

The point is that it’s totally historically something something…. hey! BOOZE! (more…)

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If you're not seeing these after 6 or so of these drinks, you've got a strong constitution.

It started out as just a “Pink Monoke“, but the number of Ens and Ohs just kept on growing the more of them I had.

So this is the last of the Ramune based drinks from Solstone. Some of you will be shouting hooray. Others who have actually gotten hooked on the delicious nature, and the creepy fact that they fluoresce, will has a sad. What makes it worse is that supplies of Ramune will still be limited for another month or so in Melbourne, at the time I post this, due to Manifest purchasing so much of the import stock last quarter.

So, technically speaking, this should have been called a Pink Mononoke, but there’s a delightful legal complication with that that I’d rather not get into… Instead, let’s get you into one of these. (more…)

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