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Archive for the ‘Lifestyle’ Category

Flaming Fudge Packer

Friday, April 2nd, 2010
Now wheres the gasoline?

"Now where's the gasoline?"

Wow, it’s been ages since I’ve made a new drink. The big problem here is that I’ve been too busy trying new wines or beers, so I haven’t had time to play around with spirits or liqueurs. Also, after a while, everything starts to get very samey-same. You know how it is.

Hmmm, in retrospect, I’ve been amazingly busy and sucking far too much cock lately for too little return. I think this calls for a drink! (more…)

Valentine’s Day Violation

Friday, February 12th, 2010
Let's face it. Love sucks, and nothing sucks more than Kirby

Let's face it. Love sucks, and nothing sucks more than Kirby

A happy, love filled, wonderful Valentine’s to you all, what with your nice delightful sexy partners that you can just snuggle up to, whisper a sweet nothings to1, and instantly get gratuitous down and dirty kinky sex.

Failing that, you could just go out to a club on Saturday night (of which there are several if you look up the Events section here), get insanely drunk on these, and have someone take you home with them, whereupon if you’re only missing your wallet and boots, it was a good night. (more…)

Die Caramello, Die!

Friday, February 5th, 2010
Eh, it's still more fun than going to RnB nights

Eh, it's still more fun than going to RnB nights

Not to be read from the German translation of “The Caramel Chap, The!”

As many of you are now aware, Miss Twist has left us here in Victoria and gone to Perth… I’m sure she’ll have fun at the goth club there, which I’m told is  park bench with a strobing sodium arc light above it, and some dude in a trenchcoat with an iPod dock.

I kid, I kid! There’s a post about club Sin somewhere in the events section. I’m expecting a report anytime soon now.

So what’s this got to do with getting you drunk this weekend?

Well, we went on a long country drive through Victoria’s south coastal wine regions… (more…)

Azumi

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Will you look at that? We’ve come to the end of the month already!

In Japan, you know theyre bad guys when they wear white with terrible eyeliner

In Japan, you know they're bad guys when they wear white with terrible eyeliner

If anyone cares much about the inspiration for this drink, it’s actually a really goth story. It’s all about a Japanese chick who gets her stabbiness on against ninjas during a something something warlord something looks like old school Japanese Marilyn Manson something something fighting against something Tokugawa Shogunate.

The point is that it’s totally historically something something…. hey! BOOZE! (more…)