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	<title>The Goth Club &#187; Films</title>
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		<title>Australian Vampires Suck</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 00:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[But only because Vince Colosimo can&#8217;t speak around fangs.
Something that a whole mess of people don&#8217;t realise is that sometime last financial year, a rather large swathe of our tax dollars got was released as a vampire movie. It was an Australian vampire movie, with most of the cast of Neighbours as terrible extras, and [...]


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		<title>Spreading like a Poppy Z Blight</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 06:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Racist pun in the title! Wooo! Afterall, this post is a review of a Japanese anime series about vampires (of the bajillions that already exist).
Japanese Cover - Spot the difference
American cover
Dance in the Vampire Bund is somewhere between a political intrigue thriller and high school romance, with a touch of excessive supra-martial arts action thrown [...]


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		<title>Assistants are there to suck</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 04:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To be fair to myself, if I&#39;d seen the poster for this movie, I really wouldn&#39;t have bothered...
At the end of last month, I had far too much bandwidth left and a surfeit of free time due to a bit of a SNAFU regarding the bookstore I just purchased. I thought to myself, what a [...]


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		<title>Review: One Eyed Monster</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 23:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are some films that are so awfully craptacularly pathetically bad, that they&#8217;re actually kind of cool.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, anything by Ed Wood, and now One Eyed Monster.
Like most films starring Ron Jeremy, the premise of this film once again revolves around Ron Jeremy&#8217;s cock. Only, this time, it&#8217;s not a porno. (Just [...]


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		<title>Avatar &#8211; The Saturday Morning Cartoon</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well&#8230; maybe if programmers lived in my neighbourhood when I was growing up, this&#8217;d be a Saturday morning cartoon.
It would seem that I have exhausted the supply of legitimate, ye oldè religious cartoons that have very fucked up teachings (I still insist they a lot of them simply have not made their way to YouTube [...]


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		<title>Zombie Holocaust</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 06:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harkonnen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ A.K.A. Dr Butcher MD&#8230;
 
With a cover like this, it has to be awesome, right?
No, it really is also known as that. It says so right on the cover.
You see, there are some movies that are absolute classics that they deserve a place on your shelf, wherethey can easily be accessed for repeate viewing. [...]


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		<title>Teenaged vampires DON&#8217;T suck&#8230; they&#8217;re just lame</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 23:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Buffy The Vampire Slayer, we are all well aware that the lamest and most awkward time in your life can be made substantially more awesome by adding in vampires&#8230; and a British guy that can sing.
But what happens if you suddenly take out all the cool and raunch of a show like Buffy, [...]


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		<title>Some parents try too hard</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 14:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[See it in 3D, or have angry face!

Just got back from watching Coraline.
Wow&#8230; I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever seen a kid&#8217;s movie that was less appropriate for children other than perhaps Urotsukidoji. In seriousness though, it was a fantastic adaptation of the book. There was a slight deviation from the book (there always is, isn&#8217;t [...]


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		<title>Oh, I get it! They&#8217;re black people!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 03:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve seen District 9 twice now.
But niggers are good to go.
I actually quite enjoy it as a film on both the switch-your-brain-off action movie and as a social commentary.
For those that haven&#8217;t seen it yet, seriously, do go and see it.
It&#8217;s a fantastic movie, based of a similar short film called Alive in Joburg, by [...]


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		<title>Metaphors for homoeroticism &amp; gun violence in schools</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 15:32:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me put this out there right at the start. I&#8217;m really not a fan of the Harry Potter series.

I tried to like them. When Pottermania hit years ago, I forced myself to pick up the first book, thinking I might be in for a good read, and was just revolted by a novel that [...]


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		<title>Stay Tuned</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you ever sit back and decide to rewatch movies form your child hood, remembering how fucking awesome they were? You think about all these scenes that totally kicked arse, and these special effects that were amazing. And then you watch it, and it sucks more balls than a 12 year old girl from Frankston/Redfern/Fortitude [...]


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		<title>Sunshine Cleaning</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever wondered who has to clean up the mess when some schmuck blows his brains out?
It seemed so normal from the poster
Turns out it&#8217;s pretty much the same person that cleans your house if you&#8217;re rich enough to afford a maid service.
Perhaps iot was because I was already in a bad mood thanks to Chadstone [...]


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		<title>Dead Like Me: Life After Death</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 21:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve never seen Dead Like Me, then you&#8217;re not just living.
Terrible puns aside, this was a TV series that not only had an intriguing premise, it had fantastically believable actors, great drama, and a whole mess of interwoven storylines that just never got wrapped up in the TV series. It had a solid two [...]


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		<title>Let The Right One In</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 03:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you as sick of Twilight as I am?
Good. Then maybe we can get back to some real vampire stories, like the sort Poppy Z Br&#8211;
*kaTHUNK* &#8230; *TWANG!*
Sorry, that&#8217;s me hurting myself over beginning that suggestion. Let&#8217;s start over.
Are you as sick of vampires sparkling in the daylight as I am? Thanks to a half ok written set [...]


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		<title>X-Men Origins: Wolverine Review</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At first, I didn&#8217;t think I&#8217;d write a review of this film.
I thought to myself: What self respecting goth wants to see a movie about a maladjusted social misfit entirely decked out in tight black leather with knives for hands?
Then I thought: Oh yeah&#8230;
In all honesty, this is actually a pretty good piece of entertainment. [...]


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		<title>One for the Birds</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 14:59:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ken comes with his mother&#39;s dress
So what could be one of the worst movie tie-ins you can think of for a child&#8217;s toy? Something that&#8217;s not only inappropriate, but will also fly right over the kids&#8217; heads, so to speak.
Old Yeller dog food&#8230; Actually, Disney already did that one.
Reservoir Dogs edition Elmo dolls?
How about Alfred [...]


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		<title>If Watchmen were a children&#8217;s cartoon</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 01:27:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to the Watchmen movie, Moore&#8217;s best loved comic is getting a lot of attention lately.
Considering Moore is already amazingly pissed off about how the movie treated his masterpiece, one has to wonder precisely how bad his heart attack would be if it were made into a Saturday morning childrens cartoon.
It would most likely look [...]


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		<title>Justice, what&#8217;s Right, and giant blue cock</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right, I went to see Watchmen tonight.
Now, Alan Moore is apparently really pissed off about this film&#8230; Pretty much for the exact same reason that he&#8217;s pissed off about the movie adaptions of all this other films. I&#8217;m going to be honest here, I haven&#8217;t actually read all of Watchmen yet. I started reading [...]


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		<title>The Spirit</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 00:23:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Samuel Jackson needed more snakes.


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		<title>Underworld: Rise of the Lycans</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:12:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So my first response is: Wow, this wasn&#8217;t absolutely terrible!
My second was: Goddamn, there&#8217;s no skin tight leather pants! AND it has (almost) nothing to actually tie it into the previous two!!
Underworld Trailer
So, we all know that the original Underworld movie was basically there to sell some amazingly cool boots&#8230; Oh, and blatantly rip off [...]


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		<title>Repo! The Genetic Opera</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 12:44:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the future, society will be run by goths that have to sing every time they experience strong emotions.

In all seriousness though, this is actually quite a good film.
I first heard about it with the line &#8220;&#8230;and it&#8217;s meant to be the Rocky Horror Picture Show for the Twenty-First Century&#8221;. Well, it&#8217;s not quite as [...]


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