Crochethulhus are a creation of The Old Ones, sleeping but not yet dead in their retirement villa beneath the seas, and when the alignment is right on Dancing With the Stars they will rise once more and devour the minds of young mortals with terrible tales of how things were so much better in their day. Those that wish to summon their own Crochethulhu should seek out the mad Australian Nik Tardrew via http://lucibaddog.blogspot.com/

Those that wish to brave their own sanity and check it against harder stuff may gaze upon this terrible visage upstairs at 234 Collins Street, Melbourne, next to the sickening UK imported lollies store.

April 13, 2012
10:00 pm	to	11:30 pm

This is a one off event, and actually seems pretty interesting for those that live in Melbourne. Any one that’s lived in Melbourne for more than a few years knows of the bells due to their weekly cacophony. It would seem that a couple of goth/industrial bands, A Dead Forest Index and Forces, have taken it upon themselves to make them sound less crap. Here’s the (modified) copy:

The Federation Bells is an installation of 39 computer-controlled harmonic bells, originally created in 2001 by Anton Hassel and Neil McLachlan to mark the centenary of Federation. Now, after more than a decade, the bells have been given a new lease of life, with innovative striker mechanisms, new computer controllers and new lids. The result is a remarkable improvement in the bells’ dynamic sensitivity, timing and tone.

On Friday 13th April, the bells will be re-launched in an eerie late night event. Two of Melbourne’s most progressive musical outfits, A Dead Forest Index and Forces are creating new musical works for the re-invigorated Federation Bells, to be triggered live alongside voice, guitars, drums and loops. Starting after 10pm, this event is part of City of Melbourne’s Late Night Programming and is one of those rare events that is destined to become one of 2012’s talking points.

Forces (vocalist/producer, Alex Akers and percussionist/programmer, Thomas Henderson) have been winning over audiences in clubs around Melbourne and beyond with their minimal electronic and Goth-industrial dance sounds. The duo has penned new tracks infused with dark timbres specifically for the Federation Bells, and will be making full use of the metronomic hammers that have recently been installed.
A Dead Forest Index is one of Melbourne’s best-kept secrets. Brothers Adam and Sam Sherry combine evocative vocals with ethereal, acoustic instrumentation to create an original sound that is at once startling and haunting, For Friday 13th they will combine with Morgan McWaters (The Emergency) playing the Federation Bells live.

The Federation Bells can be found on the Middle Terrace of Birrarung Marr, between Federation Square, the Yarra River and the MCG.

As with all gothy performances, there is also an official afterparty at  The Liberty Social

A friend recently showed me a post by an underage camwhore about boozing up gummies and making them the stuff of nightmares. And if you’ve been following my blog long enough you know that I don’t bother making a point unless I mean to take it so far past its logical extreme that it leaves you awake at night, hugging your knees and shaking back and forth, wishing you were this amusing.

And unlike most of my drink posts, this isn’t waiting until the next Friday because you need time to prepare these if you’er going to be dealing with family this “festive*” season.

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Well, not really old. In fact, quite modern cel-shaded 3D CGI animation that’s gorgeously done and makes everything look like it’s made from old wood… people included.

However, let it be shown the results of far too much religious fervour in an ignorant population.

 

Special thanks to Charlie for pointing this one out.

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