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	<title>The Goth Club &#187; Holy Fuck!?</title>
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		<title>Why, Trent, WHY!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 03:05:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harkonnen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eisenberg, Zuckerberg, let me introduce to Iceberg and what it did for the Titanic
You&#8217;ve probably heard about this movie coming out shortly. This movie about Facebook and it&#8217;s founder Mark Zuckerberg, titled The Social Network.
Only it&#8217;s not, because he&#8217;d threatened to sue if the movie was actually about particular things he did but haven&#8217;t been [...]


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		<title>Gadzooks! Look at the size of his Zeppelin!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 03:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know I normally try to post something about Cyberpunk stuff on a Thursday, but Steampunk is kinda Cybperunk&#8230; or at least an offshoot of the literary vein.
So here we go!
&#34;It&#39;s a good thing we didn&#39;t paint this one in thermite!&#34;
Turns out that large scale airships, of the kind we&#8217;re always fantasizing about, may actually [...]


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		<title>What the fuck is wrong with you people?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 05:13:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just had a look at the top 10 search terms that bring first time readers to this blog. I do this every once in a while to see what is actually of interest to my non-regular readers. Personally, I would have assumed it would have been things such as much awesome custom cocktails, or [...]


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		<title>Oh yeah, I bought a bookshop</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 00:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not actually a stand up comedy gig
Normally, I try to keep myself out of this blog. My own personal life is not as entertaining (well, with the exception of my standup comedy featuring tentacles) as my inane ranting.
But I figure this may well be of interest to many of you, my dear readers. You see, [...]


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		<title>Cyberpunk pt15: The Upwardly Modular Society</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 04:53:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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It should come as no surprise to anyone living in a major urban centre that overcrowding is going to be a massive problem in the future. The very near future if you live in Melbourne. One of the huge issues here is that people in Western countries are simply not willing to give up their [...]


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		<title>Being a zombie is a political choice</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 04:04:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We certainly can&#8217;t vote for Gore here (or again even if we become US citizens, as he seems to have quite politics), but we can still have our own zombietastic fun, shuffling about the place, scaring the living crap out of the regular populace, and generally doing what gawths do best: sticking out in society [...]


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		<title>Even Those Indonesians require a Sabbath!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 20:05:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For a start, if you don&#8217;t get through this, I really don&#8217;t blame you.
Anyway, going through the fantastic suggestions that YouTube throws up (a fitting metaphor here) when you watch video after video, I found this delightful bit of animated Indonesian Mythology.
Considering that Indonesia is now almost entirely Hindu, Muslim, Christian or Buddhist, with atheists [...]


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		<title>Actually, how can they be the One True Religion?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:17:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s some anime bible for you, with god dolling out wrath&#8230; and a robot&#8230; on Noah&#8217;s ark&#8230; with Noah&#8230; and only two very young children&#8230; kind of like Lafayette Ron Hubbard&#8230;

All this talk of religion lately, it leaves me with a line of questioning I don&#8217;t think anyone really stops to think about once they&#8217;re [...]


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		<title>The One True Religion</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I figured it wasn&#8217;t possible to be more offensive than my last few Saturday posts.
But you know that trite expression people say about others that make assumptions? Yes, it goes &#8220;If you ASS-U-ME&#8230; you&#8217;re a little bitch, and wrong!&#8221;
And like a little bitch, I was wrong.
So today, I bring you evidence of the one true [...]


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		<title>Super Scientology Saturday</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:14:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, ever since we watched &#8220;Episode 9000&#8243; of South Park, we all know how fucked up Scientology is. I mean, if 4chan&#8217;s against something, it has to be bad, right?
Just in case you don&#8217;t know what Scientologists actually believe, there&#8217;s a run down in the following video:

So why should we care about this? I mean we [...]


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		<title>Em Ar Tee! Why Ar Ee! Em Oh Yoo Ess Ee!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, it&#8217;s not quite as religious as the other stuff I&#8217;ve been getting you watching these last few Saturdays. In fact, it&#8217;s down right secular&#8230; But it has it&#8217;s routes in religion.
Now, if the Jews got in trouble for badly producing terrible cartoons with low production values and ripping off Top40 tracks, one has to [...]


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		<title>The Burger Pizza Burrito</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harkonnen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever had one of those nights when you&#8217;ve wanted some kind of fast food, but couldn&#8217;t really settle on which? You wanted them all, but couldn&#8217;t order them because it was an
Original Pizza Burger, pre Burrito
exhorbitant amount of food, most of which would go to waste&#8230; and being a Monday almost nothing other than chain [...]


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		<title>Ok, this vampire thing is getting out of hand</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know Vampires really are becoming far too much of an &#8220;in thing&#8221; when even Microsoft have gotten on to them for the purposes of advertising.
No, I&#8217;m being serious.
By now, if you don&#8217;t live under a rock or own an iPhone, you will have heard of MS&#8217; latest search engine called Bing. They&#8217;ve been going [...]


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		<title>Hemotropes express properties of negative pressure</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Science Vampires: Every school should have one
Or, for those that don&#8217;t speak Yoonilecchoorese &#8220;Vampires suck&#8221;&#8230;
But why am I expressing this in even wankier, more academically clouded, terms than usual? Because the Australian Center for the Moving Image is having a series of academic talks about the place of vampires in modern popular culture:
http://www.acmi.net.au/studio_vampires.aspx
I don&#8217;t know [...]


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		<title>How people find this blog worries me</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 08:12:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You could defend yourself against Bruno, with two dildos, but how about this!?So I was looking at the stats of which posts on my blog were people&#8217;s favourites, etc&#8230; and came to the conclusion that there is something seriously fucked up about the people that only come to read my blog once or twice after [...]


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		<title>Let me introduce you to my friend: PAIN!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 06:24:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all love Science here at the Goth Club, oh yes we do. It gives us all kinds of wonderful things, like extra cyborg attachements, or a better reason to be a bastard to someone.
Lately, it&#8217;s also shown us why fewer women tend to be subs in these stereo typical relationships. You will notice in [...]


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		<title>Never Let David Lynch do Your Advertising</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So frankly, unless you&#8217;re unto David Lynch films, you&#8217;re just not goth enough. That&#8217;s just how it goes.
But what if David Lynch ever decided to do some product advertisements? Considering that people in the cinematic world tend to get their starts in &#8220;lesser&#8221; mediums, I&#8217;d say there&#8217;s a damn good chance he already has.
I&#8217;d say [...]


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		<title>Goth Chick Rapes 10 Men in Russia</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, really!
This is probably old news by now, seeing as it filters down through the European newswires, to local stuff, and then I eventually write a post on it&#8230; but if you didn&#8217;t already hear about it, it&#8217;s horrifyingly funny.
http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/06/18/blackwidow/
She&#39;s a &#34;black widow&#34;, get it?... except she&#39;s white, and probably never been married.
Moscow News, aka [...]


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		<title>Naked Friday</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m generally not inclined to promote nudity after drinking excessiv&#8230; oh, who the fuck am I kidding? I&#8217;d be recommending spanish fly as an ingredient in half of these if it weren&#8217;t amazingly illegal, and just as likely to end up causing yeast infections.
But today we have a special reason for the drink title.
Most companies [...]


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		<title>When a Rocket in your bra isn&#8217;t enough</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:28:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They forgot a scabbard for sacrificial knives
So you&#8217;re out at a goth club, and then some punk biatch comes in and shoots up the joint. And not with heroin or ketamaine, like you&#8217;d expect to happen at any good goth club, but with his nines, yo! And not size no Demonia&#8217;s, but pistol!!! Coz he [...]


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		<title>Acts of God</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 02:40:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m at my in-laws waiting for Easter lunch.
This itself is probably a sacrilege for me, but screw you, free lunch and chocolate, it&#8217;ll be sacrilicious!
So (and follow me here) my girlfriend&#8217;s uncle&#8217;s bastard child&#8217;s mother is a tad&#8230; crazy. She&#8217;s a religious Polish Catholic. They&#8217;re not like normal Catholics. For a start, they thought it&#8217;d [...]


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		<title>One for the Birds</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 14:59:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ken comes with his mother&#39;s dress
So what could be one of the worst movie tie-ins you can think of for a child&#8217;s toy? Something that&#8217;s not only inappropriate, but will also fly right over the kids&#8217; heads, so to speak.
Old Yeller dog food&#8230; Actually, Disney already did that one.
Reservoir Dogs edition Elmo dolls?
How about Alfred [...]


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		<title>Canned Laughter</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 05:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yet another drinks post that isn&#8217;t a cocktail. I&#8217;m sorry folks. Maybe I should just turn this blog into &#8220;what goes in my mouth but doesn&#8217;t require chewing&#8230; dotcom&#8221;&#8230; Although then I suspect people would insist I start putting up blowjob porn.
But to the point at hand. I was actually having an extraordinairly shitty day, [...]


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		<title>Lest We Forget</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 02:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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At least the label&#39;s pretty
I was thinking the alternative title for this post could be Could YOU be a BIGGER whore?
Sorry about the lack of a regular custom cocktail drinks post for those of you paying attention to the tags, but this really got my&#8230; well, goat.
Apparently Marilyn Manson is running out of money and [...]


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		<title>More Watchmen, Less Blue Cock</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 20:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok ok ok, I know the joke&#8217;s wearing thinner than the latex on a big blue condom that&#8217;s been used for 6 hours straight, but I need to ride it while it&#8217;s still fresh in people&#8217;s minds.
So if Moore had a heart attack over the movie, and a brain embolism over the Saturday morning cartoon [...]


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