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	<description>Every bit as pretentious as being at an actual club!</description>
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		<title>The Wedding Cake Is A Lie</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2013 06:20:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At a store that purportedly specialises in wedding cakes
All the display cakes are noticeably dusty. 
It&#8217;s a euphemism for marriage anyway&#8230;
After a few days, no matter how sweet it was at the beginning or how good it looked before you had it, once it ages a little all the grit will just leave a bad [...]<div class='yarpp-related-rss'>

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		<title>Atlas Shrugged 2: The Shruggening</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2012 22:23:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It took me the the release of the 2nd &#8220;Atlas Shrugged&#8221; film to figure it out, but Rand wasn&#8217;t trying to get at an economic problem with the philosophy of Objectivism, but a social one!
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		<title>Thoughts from an approaching midlife crisis &#8211; Part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2012 23:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I approach my 30th year I&#8217;ve begun once again to contemplate religion. This isn&#8217;t any midlife crisis, priority reassessment, or self realization so much as it is people literally preaching at me&#8230;  Sometimes in my store&#8230;  Questioning my sexual identity&#8230;
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		<title>Since when is coffee about who we fuck?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2012 22:55:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know we often invite people in for coffee when we really mean sex, but as far as I was aware this was something done in private. An epic battle between Robert Timm&#8217;s and Nescafe.
And gay people have to drink out of their special tippy cups!
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		<title>God Bless America</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 00:47:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This film is part Natural Born Killers, part Falling Down, and part Idiocracy. It ought to be compulsory viewing as part of highschool&#8230; with teachers drilling home the idea that being rude, uninformed, or media whorish are crimes that will be punished by radom &#38; violent deaths.
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		<title>Crochethulhu</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 22:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Crochethulhus are a creation of The Old Ones, sleeping but not yet dead in their retirement villa beneath the seas, and when the alignment is right on Dancing With the Stars they will rise once more and devour the minds of young mortals with terrible tales of how things were so much better in their [...]<div class='yarpp-related-rss yarpp-related-none'>

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		<title>How To Dance Goth</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 03:07:18 +0000</pubDate>
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How to Dance Goth from APBS on Vimeo.
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		<title>[VIC] Cyberia</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 22:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Generally speaking we don&#8217;t promote events at DV8 for internal reasons among the few people that contribute to this site and the management of club CBD (the venue that runs it). We have been assured that this one&#8217;s different, but none of us are willing to go check it out for review purposes. So if [...]<div class='yarpp-related-rss yarpp-related-none'>

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		<title>Blood &amp; Charm Review</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two years ago we went to the MICF showing of John Robertson&#8217;s A Nifty History of Evil,a delightfully macabre little show.
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		<title>Because It Fuels The Comedy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 04:11:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where to begin?
I keep meaning to write stuff for this damn site, and then life happens. The latest episode in my life has been&#8230; odd&#8230;
Never mind my own personal issues (which if you&#8217;ve been a reader over the years you&#8217;ve probably realised are something along the lines of auto-erotic-toxic-narcissism or something).
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		<title>Delicious Festive Abortions!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 05:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#34;QUAAAAIIIIIID!!!!&#34;
A friend recently showed me a post by an underage camwhore about boozing up gummies and making them the stuff of nightmares. And if you&#8217;ve been following my blog long enough you know that I don&#8217;t bother making a point unless I mean to take it so far past its logical extreme that it leaves [...]<div class='yarpp-related-rss yarpp-related-none'>

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		<title>On Gothic Sexuality Pt2: Monogamy is safe, but Mahogany is safer.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 23:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click for full size text
 
It probably doesn&#8217;t come as a surprise to anyone, but the incidence of infidelity is rising in Australia. Be it part of mainstream culture becoming more sex obsessed (I don&#8217;t believe this is the case) or people are just getting horny from something in the water isn&#8217;t really the issue. [...]<div class='yarpp-related-rss'>

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		<title>On Gothic Sexuality Pt1: Beginning at the beginning</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 04:41:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a while since I did an article series, so I thought I&#8217;d get back into it with something that&#8217;s been on my mind for a while now. One of the things about being somewhat, shall we call use a common term, voyeuristic is that I sit and I watch people. I do it [...]<div class='yarpp-related-rss'>

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		<title>And we&#8217;re back</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 04:38:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a while, but let&#8217;s get this ball rolling again, hey?
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		<title>The madness has begun</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 01:11:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Allow me to tell you a tale.
I run a bookstore in Melbourne, Australia. A trip about as far from Massachusetts as it is possible to get, unless one happens to be a British convict. However, perhaps that should have read &#8220;I ran&#8221;.
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		<title>Ugly Americans</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 03:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
I was recently put on to this cartoon by a good comedian friend of mine, Michael Connell. Considering he&#8217;s a clean comedian, I&#8217;m not sure how it fits into his media diet. I have a mental image of him secretly delighting in all the crass humour, innuendo, and straight up fuckeduptitude that this show puts forth.
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		<title>Blood for Beauty</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 02:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahh those wacky Germans and their wacky cannibals. They haven&#8217;t got anything on the latest in beauty treatments. Vampire Facelifts!
This used to be the only way to get a facelift
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		<title>Locked Down</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 03:46:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Been a while since I&#8217;ve posted a new drink&#8230; or anything really.
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Glass: Tumbler
Ingredients:

45ml Lochan Ora
15ml single malt Scotch, preferably a smokey one
120ml Soda water
Bitters

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		<title>Planet of the Gawfs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 04:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the far flung future, it looks like we get our own planet, but the lack of vitamin D has led to drastic mutations!

Behold, our future!
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2011 23:09:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<title>Ye Oldé Sabbath Morning Cartoons</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 23:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, not really old. In fact, quite modern cel-shaded 3D CGI animation that&#8217;s gorgeously done and makes everything look like it&#8217;s made from old wood&#8230; people included.
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		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apologies if the formatting on this one&#8217;s a little odd. I&#8217;m writing it via email from my phone. And I&#8217;ve got to admit that this one isn&#8217;t actually mine. I found it on the cocktail menu, of all places, of a La Porchetta.
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 00:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriosuly, YOU try finding a tasteful picture of this man. This was th best I could do.
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 09:34:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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