In the far flung future, it looks like we get our own planet, but the lack of vitamin D has led to drastic mutations!

Still, not as bad as what happens to Emos…

 

At the end of last month, I had far too much bandwidth left and a surfeit of free time due to a bit of a SNAFU regarding the bookstore I just purchased. I thought to myself, what a grea time to catch up on all of those movies that have come out recently about vampires that weren’t written by Stephanie Meyer, and other miscellaneous Japanese schlock horror. So I popped over to the BigPond movies site, as my local VideoEzy that was choc full of Korean porno closed last year, and just searched for “vampire”… This was my first mistake, as the fist movie that wasn’t part of the Twilight series to show up was Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant.

I can only presume there was an emphasis on “ass”, because that’s about as much as was being alternatively sucked or kissed by the central protagonist, Darren. (more…)

For starters, no, this blog is not abandoned… I’m just having real trouble being motivated enough to do things for it lately. However, today strikes me as a day for procrastination, so I’m writing numerous articles and scheduling them. My apologies to people if they’re out of date by the time they post.

There are two parts to this review: There’s my rant about why, from an organisational perspective, this is a bloody shambles and could be done way better. There will also be the part where I go on about it as someone that attended it and had a bloody good time. Please keep in mind that one is my professional opinion, as an events manager, and the other is personal, and the two should be treated separately. (more…)

It’s all gothic, +vodka. Self explanatory really.

This drink was really based entirely on me noticing Absolut‘s current promotion: Absolut Rock Edition, which really needs to be renamed Absolut Bondage Edition. It got Twist and myself talking about how you could probably make an Etsy business out of bondage and goth fashion inspired bottle covering.

So, I hear you ask, how does one make a gothic drink + vodka?

To which I reply that you clearly haven’t been reading my fucking blog on pretty much very Friday for the past year, why the hell not, and that you should die in a fire. Then I slap the back of my hand to my forehead and wail about the injustice of it all and the pettiness of the human condition. The only thing that now prevents me from being an Emo is that I don’t have a fringe or dye strips of my hair into unnatural, anime-esque colours…

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