There are two things in life we can rely on: Death and the Japanese taking any technology available and figuring out how a penis can be associated with it. Did I mention I ♥ Japan?

Either way, you may not have heard of Teledildonics before. It was a field that was big in the early 90s, when VR and the internet were reaching the height of their hype cycles, with people saying that technology that is still a few years away now were going to be available in about 32 minutes time. Basically, teledildonics combines haptic feedback mechanisms and controllers with telecommunication technology, allowing you to fuck someone at a distance and not have to worry about STDs or anything (unless you’re using it at an internet cafe or something).

It all makes the long distance Hug Shirt seem so very 20th century.

P.S. The rest of this post is probably NSFW

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Yeah yeah, I know, I keep saying I’ll stop abandoning this blog, and then I do immediately again for a few months, well the reason for that is… Actually, there is no reason for that other than the standard gawthic ones. Laziness and depression!

Anyway, new content, so quit whining.

This morning I watched a movie so bad it actually explains exactly what happened to Gary Busey’s career.

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Normally, we get a cartoon on ye Sabbath, giving us a religious parable, and then I explain how fucked up it is, or how secretly racist said religion is, etc.

Well, there’s no cartoon today, but still a video that is sure to get you smiling this morning.

Interestingly enough, this actually is a direct quote from the Book of Kings… and it just goes to point out how amazingly disproportionate religious responses can be. It also gives away the lie that religion is all about faith in god and fellow men, and that love is the key/answer/problem solver, etc. Frankly, the Beatles were more “Christian” than most of the Bible, what with their unholy orgies and drug parties and spreading of anti-war messages. Nothing is more like the anti-christ than being anti-war (Right, Ozzy Ozbourne?).

I guess what I’m trying to point out here, and always, is that most people that hide behind their own religious righteousness are dicks, and that she-bears will solve most of your issues in life.

Rar Rar Rar, no one understands you She Bear!

… I’m going back to bed.

Sorry folks, no drink recipe today… More of a treatise on how, when and why I chose to drink.

To begin with, a lot of people tend to get the impression that I’m some kind of pisshead due to my obsession with the booze. As you’ve pro0bably noticed, there are a lot of cocktail recipes on this blog. At last count I think I’ve got 53 recipes. That’s enough to not only fill a book, but probably hit on something that people actually enjoy drinking!

Then there’s also my rather large collection of liquor miniatures (there are a lot more not photographed) and liquor cabinet that used to contain enough to fatally poison most of a football team, but now only contains enough to kill the girl they’re mass raping. At least she’ll not have to deal with the memories. Hooray! (more…)

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