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		<title>On Gothic Sexuality Pt2: Monogamy is safe, but Mahogany is safer.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 23:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click for full size text
 
It probably doesn&#8217;t come as a surprise to anyone, but the incidence of infidelity is rising in Australia. Be it part of mainstream culture becoming more sex obsessed (I don&#8217;t believe this is the case) or people are just getting horny from something in the water isn&#8217;t really the issue. [...]
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		<title>A Treatise on Drinking</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2010 03:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry folks, no drink recipe today&#8230; More of a treatise on how, when and why I chose to drink.
To begin with, a lot of people tend to get the impression that I&#8217;m some kind of pisshead due to my obsession with the booze. As you&#8217;ve pro0bably noticed, there are a lot of cocktail recipes on [...]
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		<title>Review: One Eyed Monster</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 23:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are some films that are so awfully craptacularly pathetically bad, that they&#8217;re actually kind of cool.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, anything by Ed Wood, and now One Eyed Monster.
Like most films starring Ron Jeremy, the premise of this film once again revolves around Ron Jeremy&#8217;s cock. Only, this time, it&#8217;s not a porno. (Just [...]
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		<title>Avatar &#8211; The Saturday Morning Cartoon</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well&#8230; maybe if programmers lived in my neighbourhood when I was growing up, this&#8217;d be a Saturday morning cartoon.
It would seem that I have exhausted the supply of legitimate, ye oldè religious cartoons that have very fucked up teachings (I still insist they a lot of them simply have not made their way to YouTube [...]
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		<title>Goth Chick Rapes 10 Men in Russia</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, really!
This is probably old news by now, seeing as it filters down through the European newswires, to local stuff, and then I eventually write a post on it&#8230; but if you didn&#8217;t already hear about it, it&#8217;s horrifyingly funny.
http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/06/18/blackwidow/
She&#39;s a &#34;black widow&#34;, get it?... except she&#39;s white, and probably never been married.
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		<title>Fuck My Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 01:21:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You think your life sucks?
Well, it could be worse&#8230; much much worse. You could Wade. Or you could be one of the sad bastards revealing all on Fuck My Life
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		<title>When Modern Gothic Romance &amp; Inevitability Collide</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 13:27:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So as to protect the (amazingly not) innocent, names will be abbreviated to first initials. In the case of conflicting initials, a numeral shall be added.
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		<title>Mechanic fucked to death</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:53:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[

You wish
Yesterday newswires around the world were posting the &#8220;strange but true&#8221; story of a Russian mechanic who was fucked to death, after two women bet him he couldn&#8217;t fuck all day long.
A lot of you may be thinking: &#8220;What an awesome way to go!&#8221;
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		<title>Surprise! You&#8217;ve got STDs!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 03:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to HGH being the latest party drug, chemical residue left on pubic hair has massively increased the size of the common Pthirius Pubis
I did have a much better picture in mind from LOLGoths, except the damn thing seems to have disappeared from the face of the internet.
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