So as it turns out, Tshirt Hell isn’t closing after all. Fuck you, Sunshine Megatron!

Whilst a part of me is actually very glad about this, especially the new shirts they’ve got, the other side of me that actually is a fairly loyal Tshirt Hell customer (I buy about 4 per year for myself and friends) actually feels somewhat betrayed by this.
I was already buying the fucking shirts! Why exactly do I need to be suckered into spending a whole heap of money at once, in a panic, as opposed to when I would have bought those shirts when I was financially comfortable enough to treat myself to them?
Whilst it certainly generated a lot of hype for them, it’s a really shitty thing to do to the segment of the customer base that already is loyal to Tshirt Hell’s acerbic products.

That said, there’s a new competition due to all the pissed off loyal customers: Guess when someone’s going to shoot Sunshine Megatron.
I’m entering Feb 16th, 2011. It just seems right for some reason.

This could not have come at a worse time for me. I’m already into my credit card a couple grand, and they’re closing down… So if I want the Tshirts, before some eBay hawks decide to rape the production line, order a shitload, and then sell them at a 100% markup next month, I need to buy some now.

What the fuck am I talking about? Tshirt Hell is closing by Feb 10th.

So I’m quickly getting myself a few shirts (shown below), and I recommend you do the same if there’s anything you want… because after Febuary 10th, the only place to get them will be from rip off merchants on eBay, or schmucks that just rip the designs off and stick them up on Cafe Press. Anyway, this is what I’m going to be getting.

And then there’s the Tshirt I’d love to get, except that I don’t think it’d go down well at family dinners, what with some relatives being survivors of the Holocaust, and others being Anzacs.