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	<title>The Goth Club &#187; Vampires</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 03:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
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I was recently put on to this cartoon by a good comedian friend of mine, Michael Connell. Considering he&#8217;s a clean comedian, I&#8217;m not sure how it fits into his media diet. I have a mental image of him secretly delighting in all the crass humour, innuendo, and straight up fuckeduptitude that this show puts forth.
Think [...]
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		<title>Blood for Beauty</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 02:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahh those wacky Germans and their wacky cannibals. They haven&#8217;t got anything on the latest in beauty treatments. Vampire Facelifts!
This used to be the only way to get a facelift
The latest fad in the extreme cosmetic beauty segment appears to not require that much slicing and dicing, but it does need a stronger stomach than [...]
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		<title>Melbourne Sucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 02:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Admittedly, John is neither from Melbourne nor a vampire... but I figured I&#39;d plug him anyway.
When the Times of India tells you that vampires are actively moving to your city you have a bit of a chuckle to yourself, and think &#8220;Oh those silly little tamagothies!&#8221;
When a credible news source gives you a substantially expanded [...]
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		<title>Australian Vampires Suck</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 00:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[But only because Vince Colosimo can&#8217;t speak around fangs.
Something that a whole mess of people don&#8217;t realise is that sometime last financial year, a rather large swathe of our tax dollars got was released as a vampire movie. It was an Australian vampire movie, with most of the cast of Neighbours as terrible extras, and [...]
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		<title>Spreading like a Poppy Z Blight</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 06:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Racist pun in the title! Wooo! Afterall, this post is a review of a Japanese anime series about vampires (of the bajillions that already exist).
Japanese Cover - Spot the difference
American cover
Dance in the Vampire Bund is somewhere between a political intrigue thriller and high school romance, with a touch of excessive supra-martial arts action thrown [...]
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		<title>Assistants are there to suck</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 04:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To be fair to myself, if I&#39;d seen the poster for this movie, I really wouldn&#39;t have bothered...
At the end of last month, I had far too much bandwidth left and a surfeit of free time due to a bit of a SNAFU regarding the bookstore I just purchased. I thought to myself, what a [...]
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		<title>Vampires &amp; Government Paperwork</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:07:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There comes a time when we always wonder what would happen if vampires seriously attempted to rise up.
Would it be like in True Blood and they&#8217;d merely coexist, snorting w2ith derision every time they passed a goth?
Or perhaps something out of Twilight, with major accidents happening on freeways every time they drove in peak hour [...]
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		<title>Ok, this vampire thing is getting out of hand</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know Vampires really are becoming far too much of an &#8220;in thing&#8221; when even Microsoft have gotten on to them for the purposes of advertising.
No, I&#8217;m being serious.
By now, if you don&#8217;t live under a rock or own an iPhone, you will have heard of MS&#8217; latest search engine called Bing. They&#8217;ve been going [...]
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		<title>Hemotropes express properties of negative pressure</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Science Vampires: Every school should have one
Or, for those that don&#8217;t speak Yoonilecchoorese &#8220;Vampires suck&#8221;&#8230;
But why am I expressing this in even wankier, more academically clouded, terms than usual? Because the Australian Center for the Moving Image is having a series of academic talks about the place of vampires in modern popular culture:
http://www.acmi.net.au/studio_vampires.aspx
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		<title>Teenaged vampires DON&#8217;T suck&#8230; they&#8217;re just lame</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 23:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Buffy The Vampire Slayer, we are all well aware that the lamest and most awkward time in your life can be made substantially more awesome by adding in vampires&#8230; and a British guy that can sing.
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		<title>Let The Right One In</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 03:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you as sick of Twilight as I am?
Good. Then maybe we can get back to some real vampire stories, like the sort Poppy Z Br&#8211;
*kaTHUNK* &#8230; *TWANG!*
Sorry, that&#8217;s me hurting myself over beginning that suggestion. Let&#8217;s start over.
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