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	<title>The Goth Club &#187; when things go wrong</title>
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		<title>A Treatise on Drinking</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2010 03:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry folks, no drink recipe today&#8230; More of a treatise on how, when and why I chose to drink.
To begin with, a lot of people tend to get the impression that I&#8217;m some kind of pisshead due to my obsession with the booze. As you&#8217;ve pro0bably noticed, there are a lot of cocktail recipes on [...]
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		<title>Melbourne Sucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 02:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Admittedly, John is neither from Melbourne nor a vampire... but I figured I&#39;d plug him anyway.
When the Times of India tells you that vampires are actively moving to your city you have a bit of a chuckle to yourself, and think &#8220;Oh those silly little tamagothies!&#8221;
When a credible news source gives you a substantially expanded [...]
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		<title>Australian Vampires Suck</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 00:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[But only because Vince Colosimo can&#8217;t speak around fangs.
Something that a whole mess of people don&#8217;t realise is that sometime last financial year, a rather large swathe of our tax dollars got was released as a vampire movie. It was an Australian vampire movie, with most of the cast of Neighbours as terrible extras, and [...]
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		<title>Too smart to be happy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 03:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was reading the newspaper again today. It&#8217;s a bad habit, I know, as there&#8217;s nothing more depressing than knowing what&#8217;s going on&#8230; well, other than maybe having to sit with a bunch of models going on about how fat they are at 5&#8217;11&#8243; and 52kg, when you&#8217;re 6&#8217;0&#8243; and getting close to three digits.
Why [...]
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		<title>What the fuck is wrong with you people?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 05:13:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just had a look at the top 10 search terms that bring first time readers to this blog. I do this every once in a while to see what is actually of interest to my non-regular readers. Personally, I would have assumed it would have been things such as much awesome custom cocktails, or [...]
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		<title>Oh yeah, I bought a bookshop</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 00:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not actually a stand up comedy gig
Normally, I try to keep myself out of this blog. My own personal life is not as entertaining (well, with the exception of my standup comedy featuring tentacles) as my inane ranting.
But I figure this may well be of interest to many of you, my dear readers. You see, [...]
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		<title>Review: One Eyed Monster</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 23:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are some films that are so awfully craptacularly pathetically bad, that they&#8217;re actually kind of cool.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, anything by Ed Wood, and now One Eyed Monster.
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		<title>Cyberpunk pt16: Government Enforced Morality</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 08:34:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; Only the very poor and downtrodden really needed religion, to make their laborous lives more bearable&#8230;  Happily for the governing class, a well-formed faith also kept people from seeking recompense in the here and now, through riot, insurrection or revolution. A temple was worth a dozen barracks; a militia man carrying a gun could [...]
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		<title>Doujicon / Minifest</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:31:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[ May 8, 2010; 10:00 am to 6:30 pm. ] What do you get when you cross a sleazy Spanish octopus with possible underworld connections with a sweet 16 year old girl who's a former goat herder now living in the big city, but recently got kidnapped by people from Adelaide?

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		<title>Cyberpunk pt13: Rapture, Rome &amp; The US Economy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 01:43:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cyberpunk is one of those genres that is clearly defined by it&#8217;s elements. It&#8217;s always got some form of post humanism, some form of technology corrupting society, some form of secret cabal that controls the rest of the world, some form of societal degradation, and always, always there has been a massive shift in the [...]
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		<title>Less Intellectual Comedy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 05:41:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[ December 14, 2010; 7:00 pm to 11:00 pm. ] So, I've gone back into therapy again... Only, my therapy isn't like yours, or other people's, therapy. My therapy is getting laughed at.

And you can see all of it at Less Intellectual Comedy.

You see, my parents have fucked me up pretty badly over the course of the years, particularly my childhood. So I spent years, [...]
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		<title>Even Those Indonesians require a Sabbath!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 20:05:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For a start, if you don&#8217;t get through this, I really don&#8217;t blame you.
Anyway, going through the fantastic suggestions that YouTube throws up (a fitting metaphor here) when you watch video after video, I found this delightful bit of animated Indonesian Mythology.
Considering that Indonesia is now almost entirely Hindu, Muslim, Christian or Buddhist, with atheists [...]
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		<title>Cyberpunk pt11: GATTACA</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 01:22:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, I&#8217;m not talking about the amazingly good movie, even if Jude Law was extremely sexy stuck in a wheelchair.
Jude Law and his impossibly sexily superior DNA
Nor the first 7 chemical elements that certainly define us as actual human beings either.
Today&#8217;s post is about the society presented by the film The terrible terrible society (with [...]
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		<title>Promoters that can&#8217;t</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having gone to Golgotha last night, it occurs to me that a lot of promoters really&#8230; well&#8230; can&#8217;t.
Promote that is.
If it got any worse, there&#39;d be tears of blood
I&#8217;ve decided that as I endeavour to make GothClub.com.au more of a site that is of actual use to the Australian gothic community, rather than something for [...]
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		<title>Cybperpunk pt11: How We End</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post may come off sounding like great plot to a SciFi film, and it probably is. The problem is that every link I&#8217;m putting in here is either an academic paper, or a research project that is actually currently underway, usually for military contract.
So how do manage to destroy ourselves?
Self adaptive robots: designed to [...]
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		<title>The Least Unhappiness Principal</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 02:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those of you that are regular readers know that I try to keep my personal life out of this thing. After all, if there&#8217;s something that the world doesn&#8217;t need, it&#8217;s another nagging, whining &#8220;woe is me&#8221; blog by some angst ridden no-longer-teenager that can&#8217;t even write poetry. Attempting to maintain that often means that [...]
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		<title>The Burger Pizza Burrito</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harkonnen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever had one of those nights when you&#8217;ve wanted some kind of fast food, but couldn&#8217;t really settle on which? You wanted them all, but couldn&#8217;t order them because it was an
Original Pizza Burger, pre Burrito
exhorbitant amount of food, most of which would go to waste&#8230; and being a Monday almost nothing other than chain [...]
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		<title>Rape Tunnel: Art aficionados enter here →</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 02:46:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#39;ll make more sense in a minute...
I like to think of myself as somewhat erudite bastion of civility and culture&#8230; even though in person I speak like a highschool drop out and generally wear the kind of clothing that would have to have a Kmart label in it to get ranked as &#8220;fashionable&#8221;. Hey, I [...]
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		<title>Because I&#8217;m a fucking moron&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As some of you have obviously noticed thanks to a few posts where I come right out and say it, you&#8217;re probably aware that I keep an eye on the statistics and metrics of you, my dear visitors, as you visit this blog, and how you get here.
I do this for a grand, Orwellian motive [...]
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		<title>Let me introduce you to my friend: PAIN!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 06:24:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all love Science here at the Goth Club, oh yes we do. It gives us all kinds of wonderful things, like extra cyborg attachements, or a better reason to be a bastard to someone.
Lately, it&#8217;s also shown us why fewer women tend to be subs in these stereo typical relationships. You will notice in [...]
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		<title>When a Rocket in your bra isn&#8217;t enough</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:28:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They forgot a scabbard for sacrificial knives
So you&#8217;re out at a goth club, and then some punk biatch comes in and shoots up the joint. And not with heroin or ketamaine, like you&#8217;d expect to happen at any good goth club, but with his nines, yo! And not size no Demonia&#8217;s, but pistol!!! Coz he [...]
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		<title>Dead Like Me: Life After Death</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 21:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve never seen Dead Like Me, then you&#8217;re not just living.
Terrible puns aside, this was a TV series that not only had an intriguing premise, it had fantastically believable actors, great drama, and a whole mess of interwoven storylines that just never got wrapped up in the TV series. It had a solid two [...]
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		<title>Fuck My Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 01:21:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You think your life sucks?
Well, it could be worse&#8230; much much worse. You could Wade. Or you could be one of the sad bastards revealing all on Fuck My Life
I always thought the saddest, most pathetic dregs of life ended up on BASH.org. It turns out I&#8217;m wrong, and there&#8217;s substantially worse on FML. What makes [...]
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		<title>When is a goth club not a goth club?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 02:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When it&#8217;s playing fucking Reggae!
I don&#8217;t really ask for much out of clubs. I&#8217;m not too picky on the decor. If the drinks suck, I can deal with it. If the DJ&#8217;s playing at ear shattering levels, I&#8217;ll just get some ear buds, or step outside where the perfect sound balance is reached&#8230; You know, [...]
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		<title>Gothclub: Now with added Twits</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 01:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Egofreaky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s idiot that made something go wrong with society is&#8230; myself.
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